Adriana and Guerdy Butt Heads, Martina is upset

RHOM Recap: Adriana and Guerdy Butt Heads at Julia's birthday party, and Martina is upset. Julia gave Adriana a foot massage

This week on Real Miami housewives, will Alexia meet Herman’s mistress? This episode is aptly titled “It’s my party and I’ll cry when I want to.” There will be tears of a terrible event and a tug-of-war over who will win the HBIC title. Let’s celebrate Julia’s birthday the Tulum style, right?

Alexia is still waiting Meet Herman’s lover and he’s a no-show. She wants to be able to close this chapter of her life with some determination. Alexia is in a great place with Todd and needs some explanation of the timeline behind Herman’s relationship. Side note: doesn’t Alexia all remember a bit of Teresa Giudice, who is also simple-minded and superior?

Larsa takes her daughter Sophia with her to go shopping, and she can go shopping with a personal shopper privately. She is a beautiful young girl and wants to start modeling. Larsa spent $ 7,500 on clothes for Sophia and calls me green with envy. Larsa then describes how her relationship with Scottie broke up. They were like two ships that passed at night and met only for the sake of their children. She never had to be carefree as she claims she has been a MILF since she was 24. Will she let us all know that she will try to relive her youth? and transform into Kim Kardashian?

Julia has Adriana and Guerdy to help her plan her birthday party on the farm. Guerdy really is the only one helping out with party planning, but Adriana is basically there to disprove everything Guerdy does. Julia wants a Tulum-themed beach house farm party. Adriana is not dressed for a farm as she wears a white dress and white Valentino heels. She looks foolish when she struts around in goat and chicken droppings in white. Julia finally gives Adriana a foot massage after her feet were covered in goat droppings and her shoes got stuck in the dirt. She really didn’t have to worry about her, knowing she was going to a farm. Guerdy is suspicious of the pair’s proximity and thinks they are friends with benefits.

Guerdy asks Julia if her girls like the farm, and she says she doesn’t care. Then she asks if it would be any different if she had a boy. From the look on Juliet’s face, I could almost hear the screeching of tires based on her reaction to that question. Julia bursts into tears and the story she tells is absolutely heartbreaking. She lost her eight-day-old boy named Maximillian to Shaken Baby Syndrome. The nanny she hired caused her baby’s death. How terrible is this story, and the nanny disappeared without answering afterwards? Guerdy bursts into tears and has to go. Through my own tears do I see Guerdy? go away crying?!? Adriana thinks that Guerdy had to do it for himself instead of focusing on Julia. This pisses me off now that I don’t want to agree with Adriana, but she’s on point on this issue.

Marysol lets Alexia stop by and Jonny is there too. Alexia shares that he didn’t show up, but they talked for 4 hours afterwards. Herman’s lover didn’t want to stand in front of the camera and have this discussion. Herman bought him a house and brought his lovers’ parents with him from Cuba. He told him how special Alexia was and he loved and respected her. Alexia is relieved that Herman was happy when he left this world. She jokes, should she invite his lover to her wedding? Too early, my dear bobble head Alexia. Side note: Alexia annoys me when I talk, she looks haughty with a raised nose.

Larsa and Lisa looking for apartments in Boca Raton. Lisa doesn’t think she should look in Boca as it is for the old folks. Larsa believes that this $ 10 million home in Mizner Park would lead an easy life. The master bedroom door opens by itself so I think it would make your life easier. Lisa asked Larsa “Why don’t you just stay in your current house?” Larsa says it’s too much house for her, but she’s looking at a huge house in Boca. Scotty and Larsa have been separated for three years now, and they both seem to be dragging their feet in finishing things off. Lisa hoped they could make up since they haven’t settled things yet, but Larsa assures her it’s over. Side note: Wow, those two and their lips are so distracting, especially Lisa. Why do women want to resemble an inflatable doll?

Julia has her 49that Birthday party and Guerdy handled them expertly. It creates a cool, relaxed atmosphere with Tulum themed party and it looks like it will be a fun theme.

Nicole has her mom taking care of Grayson so she can join the party. She describes how her mother got by when her father was sent away. Nicole’s mother had to sell all of her jewelry and fur coats in order to care for her children. She was lucky enough to sell expensive things as a lot of people have a lot less if they stay in this situation. After seeing what her mother was going through, Nicole was determined never to end up like her mother and not be independent.

The ladies are all getting ready for the party and Adrianna is the only one getting dressed up. I never tire of watching Lisa and her insane machine move the closet. Adriana arrives with her colorful dog and is blown away by the Tulum decor. Guerdy thinks Adriana is jealous and just seedy. Adriana begins to move things according to her taste. She doesn’t like the lack of chair covers and the bar doesn’t look classy enough. Adriana has to put on her party outfit Maybe she can take on her dog?

Julia describes her farm theme as Jurassic Park. The ladies come into bleating goats and crowing roosters. Larsa doesn’t like animals and doesn’t hear birds? Julia has cursing cockatoos and how damn cool is that? Nicole and Julia are the only ones dressed in the Tulum vibe. Julia then puts some jasmine in Adriana’s cleavage, very coquettishly. Guerdy then blurts out how Adriana received a foot massage from Julia earlier. Martina wants to know what Adriana did to deserve a foot massage. She wants to know why she got the papal treatment. Martina is mad that she gave her one and doesn’t do it for her. She says their relationship is one-sided.

Larsa asks Martina for tennis lessons. Does she really believe that after her illustrious career, Martina would like to become a tennis teacher?

Guerdy is curious to see whether Adriana and Julia have crossed a line. Adriana keeps telling Guerdy not to touch her. You and Guerdy now penetrate the other’s room and say childishly: “Stop touching me.” Guerdy and Adriana claim they are afraid of each other’s loud voice.

Julia bizarre continues to kiss Adriana until she stops talking. She can’t believe these two fight worse than their chickens. Alexia thinks Guerdy is a little overwhelming. Nicole just wants the stimulant that Guerdy has right now.

Adriana says nobody likes Guerdy – Martina says she does. Guerdy asks Alexia if she is living her life to the full at level 7. Alexia looks constantly perplexed like Teresa G. and does not follow, which further frustrates Guerdy. Adriana thinks Guerdy is a drama queen when she turns on her waterworks. Guerdy says that her happiness comes from a lot of grief and is interrupted again and again. Martina doesn’t want this conversation to be a comparison of hardships. She politely asks Guerdy to continue her story.

Guerdy collapses and tells that she had a lot of worries and leaves the table. Adriana thinks that Guerdy has to be the focus. It takes another drama queen to know one! Nicole goes to Guerdy and Lisa follows. They decided to go back to the table and do what they should have been doing all along and just celebrate Juliet’s birthday. Phew, dinner was just a lot and Martina’s facial reactions were priceless. Is she sorry that she signed up for this?

Adriana wants to make some money with MyFans next week. so that she no longer has to spend cash. Todd and Peter go through it because Peter drugged Frankie, swallow, many times? I wish all Blurbers a happy and healthy new year!


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